An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.


my hand slipped






So this little cigarette right here has sparked a whole new brand of TFiOS hate, much of which is coming from people who claimed to love the book. 

Many people are now pointing out how “pretentious” Augustus is, and I can’t help but think, You’re only just now realizing this. He was written to be a seemingly pretentious and arrogant person. The acknowledgement of this is actually highly important because, without it, the book loses the message that a hero’s journey is that of strength to weakness

Augustus Waters has big dreams for himself. He wants to be known and remembered; he wants to be a hero; he wants to be seen as perfect. But there’s already something standing in his way… He has a disability, and society tells him that a person cannot be both perfect and disabled. So what does he do? He creates a persona for himself. He tries to appear older and wiser than he is. But the pretentious side of him is NOT who he truly is. It’s all an act. (This is evident in the fact that he often uses words in the wrong context.)

And when his cancer returns, we begin to see his mask cracking. The true Augustus begins to bleed through… Hazel even takes notice of this from time to time. And by the time we get to the gas station scene, Augustus is no longer the picture of perfection he was when we met him. The play has been canceled. The actor must reveal himself. And he’s revealed to be a weak, defenseless boy, succumbing to the cancer that is made of him. 

THE PRETENTIOUSNESS IS INTENTIONAL. It stands to show Augustus’s journey from flawless to flawed, from strong to weak. It’s the key to understanding that Augustus was the hero he always wanted to be, even if he didn’t realized it. 


Sometimes debating feminism with men who don’t understand simple things like privilege is like trying to fight a Dementor without a wand - completely futile. Instead of sucking your soul they suck your basic faith in humanity/men, and afterwards you feel completely emotionally drained and you need to eat a lot of chocolate.

image(also they serve the Dark Lord)

the ignorance of man continues to surprise me
but we gotta keep hitting them with feminism somehow


Singles from Modern Vampires of the City

(Source: drovvners)

ARTIST: The Avett Brothers
TRACK: Kick Drum Heart
ALBUM: I And Love And You


The Avett Brothers - Kick Drum Heart

I won’t look back anymore
I left the people that do
Its not the chase that I love
Its me following you




space is weird

Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float?
Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second?
Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth?
What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?

thanks nasa


you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)


My thighs are bigger than my chances in life